So, February's the month we're supposed to love it all. Even if we really don't sometimes (it's okay, we yell at our computers too. And the databases. And the documents....)
So if you need a reminder why to love eDiscovery again, here are a few of our favorites. Go right ahead and put these where you can see them for those days when the love is hard to come by.
Metadata
...it's the attorney's love language: romanticized, analyzed, and also - subpoenaed!
So. Much. Data.
...to all the attorneys who bring us terabytes of chaos: we love you more than a perfectly indexed database.
Processing
...we don't just process your files, we process our feelings for you - one custodian at a time!
Litigation
...it's messy, so we're here to keep your relationship with the data Real-Housewives- drama free
Management
...we treat your data like a witness on the stand: carefully handled and ready to testify!
Document Review
...love is blind, but document review sees *everything*
Messy Document Sets
...Dear Attorneys: you bring the data disasters, we bring the solutions. Co-dependent? Maybe, but we're here for it (and you).
And finally...
...we're like therapists for your data - we listen, we sort, we help you get closure.
Hopefully this was good for a laugh. If not now, then later where there really is a terabyte chaos situation.
